How Hot Is It?

 

by William Crisp

 

Well it’s supposed to be summer and in fact, it is currently warmer than winter here in the Big Woods. So, I guess it is as good as any time for a, “How Hot Is It?” contest. 

Sooner or later we will get our annual one day of summer and it’ll get somewhere in the nineties.  When that moment comes, these phrases will become more apprapro. 

By the winning line of the very appropriate, “How Cold Is It?” article back in the winter was the line, “It’s so cold Miley Cyrus stuck to her wrecking ball.” 

 

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