Wonders
by William Crisp
There are eight official wonders of the world; most are natural, some are man-made. I have my own wonders about the world that don’t match the contemporary great eight.
Things I wonder about include but are not limited to, “Why do choosy mothers choose Jiff? What do choosy fathers choose? If it isn’t Jiff, does that cause family strife? I like Skippy; am I a bad person?”
Oh, it gets deeper, “Why in the heck do shampoo and conditioner bottles come in the same size, with the same looking labels, with the words, conditioner and shampoo, being the smallest words on the label?”